My favorite baseball musicals:

5. Okajima!

4. Kaats

3. Hudler On The Roof

2. The Sound of Musial

1. Les Mize

I asked this instant-poll question on Twitter today: “If forced to watch a purple dinosaur, would you choose Barney or Brett Favre?”

The poll results are in:

1. Barney and write-in candidate Dino tied for most votes.

2. “Can I gouge my eyes out” came in second with a single vote.

3. Brett Favre, who received no votes.

The parallels between Y.A. Tittle and Y.E. Yang are uncanny and alarming. For instance:

Y.A. is from Texas, Y.E. lives in Texas.

Y.A. was a Tiger at LSU, Y.E. beat a Tiger at PGA.

Y.A. is a Tittle, Y.E. plays a Titleist.

Y.A. was the “Bald Eagle” who wore number 14 for Giants on Sundays, Y.E. made an eagle at number 14 to beat giant on Sunday.